19
Oct
2014

bifacts:

Fact: Unlike their pansexual counterparts, bisexuals can’t see into the future, however they can hear into the future. Supposedly, the next Arctic Monkeys album is pretty decent.

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Oct
2014
madeupmonkeyshit:

When niggas get a new pair of shoes 

madeupmonkeyshit:

When niggas get a new pair of shoes 

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19
Oct
2014

snepwig:

dirkbot:

If you notice me reblogging

  • a repost
  • stolen art
  • false information
  • etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

Also, if you notice me reblogging things from

  • anti-sj blogs
  • TERFs or SWERFs
  • anti-feminist/MRAs
  • other shitty people

please give me a heads up. I’ll never get angry at you for letting me know and I’ll actually be really glad that you kept me from giving some awful person more visibility.

Posted 3 hours ago181,260 notesVIA / SOURCE
19
Oct
2014

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

Posted 3 hours ago93,805 notesVIA / SOURCE
19
Oct
2014

thegeekyblonde:

*subtly indoctrinates any younger girls around me into feminism*

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19
Oct
2014
Anonymous ASKED: Saggy tits. Who would spend money on that lol

sterlingsea:

yourdefensiveyandere:

sterlingsea:

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What? My boobs are great.

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See? Perfectly fine.

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 I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.

Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean

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Nah.

My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.

Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal. 

And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!

But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity. 

You’re fine. They’re fine.

Do think she could have made the same point Without showing her boobs though :$ that just gave the world a look at her half naked. Not classy…

  1. They’re just boobs, man.
  2. I’m topless like 70 percent of the time anyway, but I made a point of showing them, and subsequently received hundreds of messages along the lines of “that’s exactly what my breasts look like! I’d never seen any like them before! thank you”
  3. Your concept of class is silly. I am laughing at you.
  4. Seriously, they’re just boobs.  Am I supposed to be ashamed of my boobs or something? Are you 12
  5. I do not associate with people that are that scared and disgusted by nudity, because I am not a child and understand that bodies are not inherently sexual, and even if they were there’s nothing wrong being sexual
  6. How are you breathing with your head stuck so far up your ass. Are you okay?
  7. Grow up.
  8. No one asked you.
  9. Shhh.
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19
Oct
2014

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

Posted 3 hours ago544,928 notesVIA / SOURCE
19
Oct
2014

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

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19
Oct
2014
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19
Oct
2014

at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

Posted 3 hours ago422,022 notesVIA / SOURCE
19
Oct
2014
bandsoffthewalls:

Bite My Tongue by You Me At Six ft Oliver Sykes of Bring Me The Horizon.

bandsoffthewalls:

Bite My Tongue by You Me At Six ft Oliver Sykes of Bring Me The Horizon.

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19
Oct
2014

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

Posted 3 hours ago203,533 notesVIA / SOURCE
19
Oct
2014

fall1997:

liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work

Posted 4 hours ago198,357 notesVIA / SOURCE
19
Oct
2014
cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

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Posted 4 hours ago213,350 notesVIA / SOURCE
19
Oct
2014

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 
Posted 4 hours ago181,630 notesVIA / SOURCE